BEST RAP VIDEO EVER!?
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It's a PARODY, yo! The title is meant to be ironic. Enjoy, and THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING! :)
Written, Directed & Edited by Greg Benson
Featuring: Payman Benz, Greg Benson, Phil Proctor & Enrique Gonzales
Cinematography: Chris Darnell
Crew: Sean Becker & Ricardo Ramos
Special thanks: Nelson Coates, Kim Evey, Apple Loops, Awkward Pictures & The Firesign Theatre.
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Here be da LYRICS to the best rap video ever :
SLIPPERMAN: Yo, what up! Slipperman D in da house!
COOL G: Sup, D!?
SLIPPERMAN: Just hangin' with my slippers on, waitin' for ya, see?
COOL G: Well, if you're waitin' long then I must apologize. I know I was delayed from when I was s'pose to arrive.
SLIPPERMAN: That's aye-ite G, now everything is cool.
COOL G: Yeah, 'cept I ain't been feelin' well, I'm draggin' like a mule.
SLIPPERMAN: Yo, you better step back just in case you're contagious.
COOL G: I ain't sick like that, that would just be outrageous!
SLIPPERMAN: Better safe than sorry, cuz, you should see a doctor.
COOL G: Have you got one to recommend?
SLIPPERMAN: Yes, his name is Proctor.
DR. PROCTOR: Hey fellas, how ya doin'?
COOL G: Yo that was fast!
DR. PROCTOR: Well, I happened to be in the neighborhood and thought I'd make a house call.
COOL G: Help me, doc, it hurts when I sit down!
DR. PROCTOR: Well lie down on your stomach and I'll examine you. I think I found the problem!
SLIPPERMAN: Oh s**t!
COOL G: What's that!?
DR. PROCTOR: You had a dead raven stuck up in your colon.
COOL G: A raven? Yo, doc, tell me what that be?
DR. PROCTOR: It's a large black bird!
(awkward pause)
SLIPPERMAN: Okay, Dr. Proctor, well thanks for stoppin' by.
DR. PROCTOR: It's been my pleasure, I'll send you a bill.
COOL G: Man, that was lucky. He came just in time!
SLIPPERMAN: Yeah, he's a real smart doctor but he sure can't rhyme.
COOL G: Well there's more important things than rhymin'.
SLIPPERMAN: Like what?
COOL G: Like makin' sure you get the dead bird out your butt!