Beatrice's Lament (Over The Garden Wall Parody)
Written and Sung by: Perfectlyvindictive
Instrumental by: Flannyr
/ langtrees-lament-cover
Over The Garden Wall (c) Patrick McHale
All rights for the show go to Cartoon Network.
Lyrics:
“A” is for the absolute fool he is
But i’ve found that the fool was me
“B” is for the backless coward he seemed to be, before he proved me wrong
And “C”, see what I did, that’s “D”,
Did it to my family
How could I be such an “E”gotistical featherbrain? (“F”).
“G” is for the good girl I tried to be
Before I “H”it that “I”rksome bird
“H” “I”.
“J” is for the jaded soul i’ve become, the monster deep inside
And “K”,
Well, you know it’s just not okay
To throw a rock and run away
Cursing a child, is a lame excuse, for a “L”esson
“M” is for the misery it left me in,
“N"ever to be normal again.
"O” what a pathetic (“P”) bird I’ve been, “Q”uietly plotting behind them
And “R”, are you ready to see?
Yes, “S”ee what i’ve been hiding from thee
Why so “T”ransfixed on your trifles Ohh…
“U”, have made the choice to trust, a bird’s plan
And her Vexed contorted mind (“V”)
Why, “W” not “Y”, did you think that i’d be, a “X”enodochial or loyal friend?
And “Y”, yes “Y”,
Did I think I could trick you boys?
Oh why,
Why did I make a deal, to be free, I was so “Z”ealous
1 is the number of witches i’ve met,
The number of choices we have 2 times 2
4 or 5 is the number of days you’ve been lost,
But it feels like 6 times two.
12, the number of names your frog
Had since you came through the fog
I wish I had 13 tries to make it up two you…ohhh
(Someone requested this, I hope you enjoy it! I love this series as well! Wirt ain’t dirt!)
Over The Garden Wall (c) Patrick McHale
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