The Day I Became a Fireman (basically)
The day you realize you need to get it together, because you've got a family to take care of, with rabbits and cats and stuff, and start purchasing boring things like smoke alarms, first aid kits, air purifiers, adult diapers, and fire extinguishers... may feel like the day your inner child died. It doesn't have to be a bad thing, because it may also be... the day you became a firefighter (basically).
(You may also search for: "Fat chick dancing in her car with a fire extinguisher while singing horribly and off-beat to that "Don't Trust a Ho" song I used to think was cool in middle school")