How to Take a Selfie! (for instagram) :D
hey guys, just wanted to let you know how i take my perfect selfies for instagram. It's really really super duper important to take good selfies because if you don;t the people you love and care about in your life might respect you less and less as the days go on. I can feel my spirit leaving my body. So make sure if you want to keep loved ones and friends and strangers hornie and happy at and for you, you hvae to have a rlly good great selfie so that they can like you so much much much .Ok well i hope you get the point of what im trying to teach you cause its just kkinda how things are now days you know most friendships blossom on or over the internet. Texting and message turn into hanging out. Hanging out turns into becoming familiar and being friends. And you really just can't make to many friends if your selfies aren't on point. Do you ever feel like youre on autopilot? Ok well gotta go now, hope you learned a ton about whats important in life. Such as being super attractive on the internet because thats what most of my peers care about and im over here super lonely and depraved of wholesome oneness just looking to connect to another soul to feel less fucked up and alone in this shitty hellish existence. Every wonderful moment spent alive is paralleled with a moment of acute pain in my body regions (particulalry my heart). ahahahahahhha ok well i hope you love react to my selfie and i hope to one day love myselfie and fall in love with someone who actually cares about me someother than my mom or family cause thats a different kind of llove but also such a powerful kind of love that will tie me over until I can meet someone who will be good to me in a romantic love kind of situation ok haha goodnight. Oh wait I forgot to say that it also matters what your caption on your selfie says because thats like where your inside thoughts and "personality" is inserted into the mix so make sure to say something good underneither your photos. Like a quote of a song or somethign you like to say everyday about your life.