Newb Troubles: Metroid part 1
Newb Troubles takes you to a classic well known game that is not Uninvited. Here we have a maze-like unimap structure complete with items scattered all over the place, hidden behind walls that can be broken and fake pits of lava or acid, while walking around with a conveniently mysterious hero/heroine who would capture the hearts and imaginations (and wet dreams) of gamers everywhere to this day.
The newb goes in to get lost and die horrible and stupid deaths!