Asia's Song - Pepsi MAX!
the lyrics:
i'm not black
but i'm back
i've kicked the wack
i'm back on track
yeah...
on the 20th of july i'll be going to the station
i am white, you iz ginger and asian
blackpool beach is our destination
& having loads of fun is our operation
yeah... mc sexkitten on the mic
we'll go on the pepsi max,
i hope the safety's not lax,
coz i wanna be okay,
for the rest of the day.
coz it'll be loads of fun,
we'll get loads done,
we'll get stopped by none,
I LOVE YOU A TON.
and then at night we'll go to our B&B,
it'll be mental it'll be just you and me,
we'll go out boozing, chillin' by the beach,
we'll get loads o' vodka, we'll have a bottle each.
then to follow that, we'll have schnapps peach,
then your anal cavity i will breach.
...
back in the B&B, we'll sleep in the same bad,
fuck head-to-toe, we'll go head to head.
nuffin'll be out of place, not even a thread,
if the manager doesn't let us he'll be fuckin' dead,
& then in the morning we'll go and see the beach,
i'll just have chips coz i dont eat the meat,
we'll go to the amusements if you feel the need
to escape the heat move your feet and dance with me...
...
& then after that we'll get the train home
it'll be great and i wont be alone
but the bad thing is we'll have a hangover
& then in the toilets i'll get you bent over,
sorry about the last line i didnt mean to be crude,
i just couldn't think of a line that weren't rude.
but it's only coz you know it's the truth,
we are the coolest, we are the yorkshire youth!
(L) ASIA :)
sorry about my accent and slurred words :/