After SneakiestChameleon's rant about not being for kids, we get invited into Patchy's "galley", where he promptly gets cannonballed by his savage parrot. Meanwhile, it's Halloween in Bikini Bottom, and Spongey gets scared by Chad Warden. He's sad at home, until he gets inspired to be shaved and sh*tted to look like Patrick's r*c*st ghost puppet. They go to the Krusty Krab to k*ll some people, But Spongey keeps chickening out until Patrick finally throws him down the hole. Sandy drives Squidward to drink, and the Flying Dutchman shows up to steal people's SuS, then changes his mind. Thankfully, Spiderman Spongebob scares him off by looking like a d*ldo.
Original Video: • YTP - sPooped Trousers
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Intro by CJMBX