The Killer of Deerville Hills

That useless co-worker who makes twice your salary

You’re trying to enjoy the pool but you live in a gated community

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” meets with his competition

You’re babysitting in a gated community

You’re sick with the flu but your boyfriend is a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

Finally convincing a friend to watch a movie they “had to watch”

You just want to buy a car but you have to sit through their “sales tactics”

You’re a woman who does any type of martial art

You just want to buy a truck but you have to put up with the dealer’s “sales tactics”

You’re trying to leave for a family vacation but your husband was raised by a “boy mom”

You’re watching a movie with someone who has no media literacy

You have a day off work but you’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

The guy at the company meeting who thinks he’s the “personality hire”

Your kid has a lemonade stand but you live in a gated community

Average Redditor goes to the doctor for a checkup

Those parents who practice “unschooling”

You return to the office after attending the (mandatory) Company Family Day

Male Karen freaks out at me for not putting away my shopping cart

Your manipulative husband (who cheated) gets you an apology gift

You come back to work after your first vacation in 5 years

How I think I sound telling a story versus How I actually sound

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” dials in while on vacation

Couple traveling in Europe runs into that boomer who can’t find joy in anything

You’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man” who invites you to his grandma’s house