Ginny Jock - Tik Tok by Kesha x Harry Potter Parody
Ginny Jock - The Lyrics:
I woke up in the morning feelin’ like lil Ginny
Grab my wand, and my robes, gotta feed my Pygmy
Before I leave, toss my quills into my backpack
Cuz I’ve got Charms first thing, with no time to come back
Gotta get breakfast with my bros, bros
Chattin’ up all the ghosts, ghosts
Quick game of gobstones, stones
Clock checkin’, Finishin’ up these pasties
Don’t have time to be hasty
Off class before they call Weasley
Teacup swap, mandrake crop
Students mixin’ potions up
Tonight, Mars is bright
Gotta check my essay height
I’m a jock, round the clock
Quidditch talk it don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Sweetshops, Zonkos stop,
Gotta win the prized house cup
Tonight, dueling fight
My bat bogey hex is tight
Jinx block, Hogwarts rocks
All this magic don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
No firewhiskey to be shared, but we’ve got butterbeer
Ain’t got no galleons in my pocket, but there’s extendible ears
Gryffindor boys are lining up cuz I’m a sass and a scholar
But I kick 'em off the couch if they ain’t Harry Potter
And now we’re gettin’ butterbeer drunk, drunk
Got candy from our trunks, trunks
NEWTs we’re gonna flunk, flunk
Now, now the tower’s thinnin’ out, out
Cuz McGonagall’s shut us down, down
McGonagall shut us down
Mc-G shut us down
Teacup swap, mandrake crop
Students mixin’ potions up
Tonight, Mars is bright
Gotta check my essay height
I’m a jock, round the clock
Quidditch talk it don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Sweetshops, Zonkos stop,
Gotta win the prized house cup
Tonight, dueling fight
My bat bogey hex is tight
Jinx block, Hogwarts rocks
All this magic don’t stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, whoa, whoa-oh