Pun-Off 2018: Punniest of Show 29 - Marisa Roper
Marisa Roper competes for Punniest of Show at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
Transcript: Well, I thought prom was gonna be the most magical night of my life. I was so excited to Donna Summer dress and be LaBelle of the ball. My mama wanted to save some Kesha, so she suggested we go to Ross. But I wouldn't even Diana Ross dress! No one was gonna Rihanna my parade! I got Adele-icate lace dress that was slightly torn, but I was able to get it tailored swiftly. My mama did my hair just like a dolly, parton my hair in a perfect line. The hottest guy in school, billy, was on holiday, so I asked the next Aaliyah-gible bachelor, Jay. But that was fine. It's not like we had to marry. J' blidged and agreed to be my date. Now beyonce a petty thing here or there, everything was going perfectly, until Jay showed up. Now Jay Low-key looks like a Ken doll, generally, which makes the Ladies Gaga. But tonight he was looking a little scruffy. Turns out, he'd had been drinking some of Brittany's beers, down at Amy's Winehouse. He even had mud-on a sleeve his suit., which I later found out was from an icky minaj a trois with some girl from the bar, and my old babysitter, Whitney, Who's Ten years older! Ugh, I thought Shakira'd about me :( It was so stressful, I wanted to RuPaul my hair out -- I don't like to CHER my man. Luckily, the limo showed up so I had my ride to carry me home in style. I just wanted to Fergiet all about it. Next time I go on a date, keeping him on a short Alicia's Key!a