Bounce Back - AP Calculus Parody
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Lyrics:
If Nikhil Gupta dont trust you I’mma get ya
Last test took an L, but this exam I bounce back
Mastered limits integrals and derivatives yo
Knew x was real, when I root it, it bounce back
(You ain’t getting a 5)
Last test took an L, but this exam I bounce back
Boy, I’ve been stupid as hell, studied hard and bounced back
G town CCVI, every week I bounce back
If you a real calc god then you know how to bounce back
The functions continuous, continuous
Ask how do I even know though, it’s strenuous
Did you lift the pencil when drawing? When drawing?
Asymptotes, cusps or hoooooles, no?
That’s all you gotta shoooow, you’re good to go, broooooo!
Look, zero over zero that limit
We gotta derive, explicit
Go quick only gotta minute
The teacher got nothing to critic
L’Hopital’s rule helpin out this epidemic
I derived g, and f at x
Got an answer, 5, ain’t complex
Look all around me see senioritis
This exam caught me got me like a virus
Asking me for help is the right tip
All these questions are mindless
All my answers have rightness
What is this, your finest?
You move so slow you got arthritis
The kid better call me your highness
Last test took an L, but this exam I bounce back
Mastered limits integrals and derivatives yo
Knew x was real, when I root it, it bounce back
(You ain’t getting a 5)
Last test took an L, but this exam I bounce back
Boy, I’ve been stupid as hell, studied hard and bounced back
G town CCVI, every week I bounce back
If you a real calc god then you know how to bounce back
Look, I woke up in CALC beast mode!
The exam and I, we beauty and the beast tho!
Gonna get a 5 while all those fools sleep thoo!!
You wish you could buy my IQ thooo
(Exam begins in the exam room)
says to himself makes eye contact
How dare you stand before me and not respect my authority
If you mess with my exam I'mma drop the fists and whabam
I studied everything; i aint worried
First few questions, i ain’t hurried
Faith of a young math kid I kept growing
I knew that this life was for me.
Part A get the area between the two
Integrate the area of the bigger one
Integrate the area of the smaller one
Subtract the two and my work is done
Approximate that area using RRAM bub
Riemann sum make those rectangles up
Factor the width and add how high they go up
Stack stack stack stack stack em up
Volume when the area’s revolved is part B
Area of circle is pi r squared, got me
The volume is all the areas up together
Integrate and you'll see
If i lose 1 mark I bounce back with a 4 or a 5
See this exam room gonna split sides as
Losing side and my side
Man what does this exam want to know?
Man I gotta take back my control
The calc underdog turned calc wolf
and my hunger steadily grows
Yeah I call out questions that ARE off
Never takin’ summer school I don’t fall off
When you stay committed to the 5
You never fall down, man i’m alive