I decided to take down an old fence. A repairman arrived in a UAZ. I asked about dismantling it, and he asked, "Remove it?" I corrected him: "Take it down, do you have the tools?" He nods and silently gets into the UAZ and starts "dismantling" the fence at full speed. The repairman comes out: "3,000 rubles." I'm shocked: "I could have done it myself." He replies: "Then why did you call?"