Contractual Requirements
Dear Future or Current Employers,
This song is intended as a joke, I swear I'm working hard. Definitely. For sure.
Lyrics:
When yearly reviews roll around
I've done all I should
I don't do anything more
then the standards I adore
I met contractual requirements
and it feels so good
I feel like I'm winning some
when I do the minimum
I do what I can
It's the least I can do
I meet all the standards
at my yearly review
I do what I can
that's all that's required
I do all I need
to not get fired
I met contractual requirements
and if you're still annoyed
it doesn't quite matter
because I'm still employed