Haggis, do ye 'ave any?!
A man who lives down by the river... tries to do some stuff.
(This video is for entertainment purposes. Sir Wallace encourages you to check with your local ordinances and laws before entirely disregarding common sense and aforementioned laws by doing whatever the hell you wanted to. This video is comedy... as is this text... laugh. Or you can go drown in the river, I don't care.)
*PSA: Police violence is real and not a joke. Remember to protect yourself and your loved ones by speaking to a lawyer about what you should do in the event of an encounter with the police. Possibly consider recording your interaction with a dash camera if this is legal in your area. Again, consult a lawyer. Stay safe, know your rights, exercise them responsibly.