Koco!

Опубликовано: 25 Сентябрь 2026
на канале: joshuaisuseless
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I make totally cool videos. I never spell words wrong. This is a totally useful account that makes great and entertaining videos. I AM NOT USELESS!!! I am actually 5. The truth is my older bro is not typing all of this up. I am. I am ordering Wrestlemania! I am a huge Umaga fan. I hate Jamal from Three Minute Warning. I also like Jimmy Wang Yang. I hate Akio. Yes I also like Rey Mysterio Jr. and I hate Rey Mysterio. I AM USELESS! NO I'M NOT USELESS!!!
Name: Joshua
Age: 20

I am one of those idiots who likes to make a ten mile long description page. I am in love with Trish Stratus. I am a real man and I'm a bull with them in the bed. Heck, I also like maccaroni and cheese. I am 5. I AM NOT USELESS! So, with that being said, I live in Tajikastan. No, I seriously live there. I'm not even kidding. Don't beleive it? Well, I'm Koco Koco Koco!!! Den ne ne ne ne, den en ne ne ne. Oh yeah. What else do AI have to say? Oh yeah, I am a kindergarten genius. I am the next Albert Einstein. I AM NOT USELESS!!! I march to the beat of my own drum. I toot my own horn. I have my own agenda! I fart alot too! I AM NOT USELESS!!!
Country: Tajikistan
Occupation: Being Annoying
Companies: Annoying Co.
Interests and Hobbies: I love tv. I love it, I love it, I love it. But the one thing I really hate is tv. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I AM NOT USELESS. (Well maybe a little) BUT I AM NOT USELESS!!! Now I may be a dummy, but there is one thing I am not, and that is a dummy. I am a Patriots and Red Sox fan. I hate the Patriots because I am a Giants fan. I cannot stand the Red Sox because I'm a Red Sox fan. I love the Yankees. But I hate the Braves. The Braves are my faverite team! I AM NOT USELESS!!!
Movies and Shows: I cannot stand wrestling. It is so un fake. I love wrestling. it is my favorite program. I also love the Bear in the Big Blue House. I love evol Pokemon. Whoooooooooooooeeeeeeeee! I just farted. But that's okay, I'm used to the smell of my own fart. Ladies, the best thing you can do is to learn to enjoy a man's fart! They love it when you do that. I love crack. It is bad for your health. I hate health. I love crack. But I cannot stand crack. I AM NOT USELESS!
Music: I love to ramble on and on and on and on about crap that noboy cares about. My favorite song of all time is Shawn Michaels' theme song. I think Im sexy... I know I'm cute! Awwwww good times. I love myself. I AM NOT USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Books: The Telltale Heart, Harold and the Purple Crayon, One Fish Two Fish red Fish Blue Fish, The Mitten, any Goosebumps book, Michael Jordan's autobiography, The Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Giving Tree, Sea of Trolls, Dog: Who's the Top Dog, Fire of Ares, In or Out, Victory, Begging for Change etc. I AM NOT USELESS!!!
I did not just copy my chanel description and paste it here. No way!