Honey, Can You Scratch My Giant Head?
So, last night, I went to Edward Scissorhands at the Academy last night and it was great-you should def go see it before it leaves Philly on the 24th.
And so much the better for you if you do go and you don't have to sit behind these two boneheads.
Good grief. She scratched his giant head for a solid 17 minutes during intermission.
I'm surprised he didnt lick his own balls afterwards...