Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is dumb and dull - Movie Review
Jurassic World 2 --the 4th (!) Jurassic Park sequel -- manages to be the dumbest and most boring yet! I rant and yell about Fallen Kingdom for 20 minutes!
AEmovieguy's Review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Spoilers.
0:00 What is the movie Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom about?
1:41 Opening Thoughts on Jurassic World 2 Fallen Kingdom
2:33 Trashy back-alley trick
3:17 Lava scene is an example of how dumb the movie is
4:37 Owen is laughably invincible
5:17 Stupid General, elevator & raptor blood
5:47 Betrayal twist makes no sense
6:11 Cutting lights off to sneak past the dinosaur?
6:27 Bulletproof glass penetrated underwater...
6:40 Claire has no survival instincts
7:30 Girl hides under blankets!!??
7:53 Contrived writing for cool images
8:17 Claire is a dino rights activist?! What about the human victims?
8:49 Owen & Claire are inconsistent with Jurassic World 1
9:08 Claire & Owen's regressed romance underdeveloped
9:54 Claire vs Malcolm & Grant
10:57 Owen carries the movie; save your dog from a volcano
11:25 Certified dino veterinarian who's never seen a dinosaur???
11:46 Justice Smith is flat unless he's screaming like a girl
12:39 Cuts to random little girl? Redundant exposition.
14:11 Claire & the girl. Surrogate daughter payoff.
15:40 No girl intro!
15:55 Only substance is Owen saving Blue
16:09 Dinos as military weapons & cartoon villains
16:38 Indominus Raptor rips off the Indominus Rex
16:49 Rips off The Lost World: Jurassic Park
17:07 Good creature shop work, music, nostalgia & imagery
17:48 Alluding to the little girl twist
18:11 Movie just a setup for Jurassic World 3?
18:27 Star Rating for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
19:29 Review Bloopers
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