Resident Evil 7 - Ethan Must Die NO STATUES speedrun IN 6 MINUTES

Опубликовано: 14 Июль 2026
на канале: Loan Shark Joe
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Welcome to probably the most RARE Resident Evil 7 speedrun you'll ever find until the day we die.
This was exhausting, but I'm glad I got the world record for it.

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DON'T even get me started on the unfair hits that moldeds can do.
For instance, 2:05 molded can just hit you and you can do nothing about it after you block him. Now imagine that and you had the best luck at that point (which is to get the molded).

Molded at 4:37 is awful, he will just kill you as soon as you block him. there's not much you can do. Now - IMAGINE THAT after me resetting about 200 times to get the Albert, make it that far with enhanced handgun ammo and then die to that.

Check out the molded that randomly teleports to you at 4:51 about 100 times he has just appeared there and attacked me, i couldn't do anything about it. it feels horrible to die like that after getting the items you really need which is like once after 400 attempts.

Anyways, check out that risky dodge at 6:00 that is the scariest part. I only make it THAT far if I get the 1 out of 900 chance, that molded can just kill you and there's nothing you can do about it. As you can see, I'm very crazy aren't i? It's no question why nobody wants to play this game apart from me because I'm crazy.



My ORIGINAL idea was to write down the luck based factors. You see, there are 7 things you can get in the 4 star crate in deputy shovel's body room. those 7 things are -
Albert, Walking Shoes, Secrets of Defence, Essense of Defence, MagnumGrenade Launcher, Steroids.

BUT WE ONLY WANT THE ALBERT. Anything else, we must restart. And believe me - this was torture for me. I got fed up and I just couldn't get the Albert.... BUT FINALLY I DID.

So I thought that was 1/7 chance (but it turns out that this is NOT the case because some 4 star items are more common than others, which means it's not 1/7 chance...)

Anyways, the next most important THING is the 1 star box. You only want gunpowder and RED chem fluid. Anything else? pointless unless it's a healing item.

1 star box has 7 possible outcomes

Red Chem Fluid,
Yellow Chem Fluid,
Gunpowder,
Psychostimulants,
herb,
bomb,
first aid med

So my idea was 1/7 chance for getting Albert in the 4 star crate. BUT that's if the 4 star crate spawns there in the first place, which is RARE. it's 1/5 outcomes of 4 star crate spawning there......

and you need 2 red chem fluids and 2 gunpowders, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THAT? I played for an entire 1 year and i never got this. So i'm really glad this video is here because I'm not going to do this again.

basically this is like 1 out of 1,000 chance I reckon.

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