The TIC-80 really isn't designed to play samples. But by abusing the wave generator, you can get it to play 4-bit PCM samples at 1.96kHz, which is... 45 times worse quality than CD audio. So I did.
...and it's still recognisable enough to get a YouTube copyright claim, so, um, yay?
Get it from the TIC-80 website: http://tic80.com/play?cart=1754
https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=...
P.S. Sorry.