Special thanks to my friend Joseph Joestar (fake last name for privacy reasons) for believing in my channel more than I did and Penguinz0 and Fanchen for inspiring me to give it my all in spite of my own relative mediocrity. So even though I'm not the best pianist, I spent a lot of time on editing to try to make this at least a little unique from the countless other performances of this piece and worth watching.
Let's see if this increases my audience retention:
0:00 meme
0:09 beginning
0:20 first theme
0:26 first variation on theme
0:58 2 octave jumps :o
1:40 3 different d sharps
2:00 repeated bottom note
2:23 this part determines the tempo of the entire piece
2:55 chromatic runs
3:22 trillilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilllilll...
4:04 thumbnail run
4:10 too many jumps
4:50 octaves
5:03 coda