The Return of the Rude Unicorn
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The Tale of the Rude Unicorn: • The Tale of the Rude Unicorn
Okay you guys, I've had sequels and alternative endings running around my brain like nobody's business since The Tale of the Rude Unicorn. I decided to go competely insane with this one and paint both hands so I could tell a more exciting story. I get loads of requests for more stories and as much as I LOVE doing them, they take absolutely ages to write and compose. This one took over a week. It was definitely worth it. I hope you all enjoy and remember to always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
The Walrcorn is a creature invented by Saskia. She drew one in a Christmas card to our family and neatly labeled it "Walrcorn". I thought it was hilarious so I had to include it in my story.
Also, I have researched "Walricorns" [with an i]: I found two pictures and they are a full walrus but with a unicorn horn.
Saskia's version, the "Walrcorn" [without an i] has the body of a horse/unicorn, the head and face of a walrus and the horn of a unicorn.
TWO. DIFFERENT. SPECIES.
For those of you who are still confused, the unicorn basically pulled a magical party out of his arse in the Yolomofo Desert because... you only live once, motherfuckerrrrz!!
Much love
xx mwah! xx
*DISCLAIMER*
Everything in this video is owned by me and is simply me expressing myself and painting unicorns and walrcorns for people's entertainment. The story is purely fictional and I take no responsibility for anyone who gets arrested for attempting to throw a party in the same way as a unicorn.
Music Credits:
Artist name: Kevin Macleod
Website: http://www.incompetech.com
Songs: Savannah Sketch, Scheming Weasel, Egmont Overture Finale [original composition by Beethoven]