Butcher's Circus: Hitsquad but Cursed
Idea: Pick a well-established meta team but give each character their worst abilities. I went the extra mile and tried to equip trinkets to compliment each character's shitass abilities. This is the result. I only started recording at the start of round 3, but as you can see, not much got done in the way of getting kills or dealing stress. I could feel my brain rotting away as I just didn't have enough damage to out-pressure my opponent's sustain. My Crusader may have became courageous, but I had become hopeless in this match.
I wanted to build around replacing Come Hither with Flashbang. I hate it so much. Do NOT try this at home if you value your sanity.
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