Sodium Raccoon - Punjabi Love
Lyrics:
How to get a girlfriend what to do
I tried to do voodoo
But it all went to doodoo
And now she thinks i play with dolls
Oh baybay please play with my balls
No vajayjay its been fifteen missed calls
all day drilling holes in bathroom stalls
I just dont get it, why does noone like like me
Every day i pray to get laid to every deity
I just want a nice tight white girls shaved peepee
Tech support im always there when you got need of me
You turn me on and on again when you speak to me
I know i broke your pc so you would call back
I guess nows a good time to say sorry for that
And sorry that i said your boyfriend was too black
And sorry that i said you deserved his pimp smack
And sorry that i took your shoes and didnt give em back
And sorry bout the GPS that i used to track
Im sorry that my best wasn't good enough
Im sorry most of all that you've been so stuck up
Also sorry i jerked off to your profile picture
Oh god did i just say that out loud, lets discuss it over dinner
Im just an indian man, doing everything that i can, to get my hands on your cans
8 years later im a doctor now
Apparently women have morals now
Could somebody show me a gold digger
Cause now the only thing thatll blow me is this trigger
Ive run out of hope, i cant cope if i cant grope and poke already im ready for the rope this is no joke this wont be fixed with dope or coke there is no elixir for this there is no big picture just me my TV and an ice cream pitcher
And then one day i found a place called omegle
It was a space for my kind of people
I met a pretty chaste girl, who wasnt evil
Her name was mercedes and she had double diesel
Id never been more pleased now my troubles were feeble
I couldnt believe she thought of me as an equal
Then one day she asked for my credit card
Not much blood in my brain i was very hard
I said okay and then she decided to depart
I called and called but she was not be heard
Wish i was a robot too and couldnt feel pain
My tears fell like monsoon rain
I guess its back to groping people on the train