TOPPAR GOT YOUR BACK
(Verse 1)
Tony hit the streets, it was Labor Day,
Austin was buzzin', skies sunny and gray.
Started with tequila, just havin' some fun,
But that Texas heat, man, it ain't no one.
(Chorus)
Tony got too drunk, started mixin' his sin,
Alcohol and ketamine, it did him in.
At the last bar, he couldn't stand tall,
Started to puke, got kicked out, y'all.
But Toppar came runnin', called that Uber quick,
Got him home safe, from a night so sick.
He called that Uber, made sure he got back,
In this wild, wild town, Toppar's got your back.
(Verse 2)
The bar crawl was long, and Tony was wild,
Mixing up trouble like a reckless child.
Whiskey and cocaine on the side,
Thought he was flyin', but he took a dive.
(Chorus)
Tony got too drunk, started mixin' his sin,
Alcohol and ketamine, it did him in.
At the last bar, he couldn't stand tall,
Started to puke, got kicked out, y'all.
But Toppar came runnin', called that Uber quick,
Got him home safe, from a night so sick.
He called that Uber, made sure he got back,
In this wild, wild town, Toppar's got your back.
(Bridge)
Next mornin' came, sun shinin' through the blinds,
Toppar called Tony, laughin’ at last night's grind.
"How 'bout round two? You ready to go?"
Tony just groaned, said, "Man, I don’t know."
(Outro)
So here's to the nights that get a little too wild,
When the drinks mix wrong and fate’s beguiled.
Tony might have stumbled, but he’s still alive,
In Austin, Texas, we thrive and survive.
And when you're down, with the world spinnin' fast,
You know Toppar’s got your back, right to the last.