THE JOE THE PLUMBER BLUES
This guy's life is gotta be so turned upside down right now.
Here are the lyrics
Im Joe the Plumber and let me explain
Why I was addressed by Senator John McCain
See, Im a plumber, thats a job you know.
Better yet, my name is Joe.
See, the GOP while on the attack,
brought up my brother, Joe SixPack.
Joe SixPacks got troubles, hes an alcoholic.
But me Im dodging calls from Katie Couric
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I never wanted to be part of the news.
Just had a question about what to do.
Now I got them Joe the Plumber Blues.
Two-fifty K, Ill make this year.
IN these times of trouble, I got nothing to fear.
But now I gotta face the troubles of fame.
All because McCain liked my name.
I just wanted to keep water off your floor,
now I got reporters knockin down my door.
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Joe Average, Joe Schmo and Joe Blow,
my name is a curse, dontchyaknow.
As Joe the Plumber business is gonna be great.
Ive been made famous by the debate.
Im not smooth, Im not much of a talker.
Im just a plumber by the name of Joe Wurzelbacher
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