Ay it's a-me-a Mario! Let's eat a mushroom, mmm nom nom nom, delisha-delisha. Ohh no, it's a makin' me a stomach all-a grumbly. This mushrooma-a, it's-a gonna give-a me the poo-poos! Oh, Im-ma farting no one can touch me I smell so bad it kills all the bad guys but I cannot-a stop-a running! Ohhh, Im-ma makin' the water all-a dirty! Hey there is-a Bowser! A-no! Don't put the fire on the fart-a! [Explosion noises]