I Was gong three hours! Talladega Nights
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~By the Beard of Zeus~
Jenga!
I love you, Cal.
-Good one, kiddo.
-What the hell's going on?
Hey, Ricky, nice of you
to stop by for a visit.
What do you mean, a visit?
This is my house.
Baby...
...shoot. I'm so sorry.
I really--
I didn't want it to be this way.
Hey, what happened
to the family portrait?
You just crudely pasted
your face over mine.
We're getting married, Ricky.
And we're getting matching
leprechaun tattoos.
lsn't that cute?
With a little pot of gold.
ls this some kind of joke?
You guys putting me on?
I was gone three hours.
Dennit just fired me from the team.
Ricky, you and l...
...we both know that this marriage
has been over for a long, long time.
No! I honestly did not know that!
Ricky, you can't race no more.
I'm not going back to being poor
and dancing at the Wizard's Den.
You know, my old boyfriend Greg?
He still works there
and he was crazy.
Baby, stop.
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second.
Let me make sure I got this straight.
Are you asking me for a divorce?
-Yay! Two Christmases!
-Yay! Two Christmases!
Cal?
How could you do this to me, man?
Ricky, your marriage was
a hollow shell.
lt was a cruel charade.
She just gave me the 41 1
on the whole deal.
And you know what else?
You never let me win one time.
I thought we had a good thing going.
Shake and Bake.
You're doing great.
You just keep it up. Keep it up.
And Mr. Dennit told me
that it's my time now.
-Oh, really?
-That Shake and Bake is dead.
And we just came up
with a new nickname.
-It's so good. It's so good.
-I got a new nickname.
The Magic Man.
Now you see me...
...now you don't.
That is the stupidest nickname
I've ever heard.
ls it, Ricky?
Because I think
you wish you thought of it.
All right. You got me.
That's an awesome nickname.
I've always had a lot of great ideas.
I also think I might design a car
that's in the shape of a rabbit.
lt might poop out little reaI rabbits out
the back that'll run around the track.
You have live rabbits
being pooped out onto a track?
lf I win, I might do a speciaI thing
with David Copperfield...
...where he hides in my car
in the passenger seat...
...and he just flings magic stuff
out the window.
Did you run any of this
by NASCAR?
Watch the maiI for that invitation to
the wedding, because I want you there.
-What?!
-I know it...
...that some bad stuff happened
just now, but in time--
The wedding's not for
a couple of weeks.
Why would I come
to your guys' wedding?
--you're gonna get over it
and be my best man.
I'm not gonna be your best man!
Baby, he's not gonna come
to the wedding.
Cal, do you realize the implications
of your actions right now?
What's ''implication'' mean?
We are no longer friends.
-Why?
-What do you mean, ''Why?''
You're wrecking my life!
You just lost your wife.
You just lost your job.
Don't throw out your best friend
because of your anger.
-That's absolutely ridiculous, man.
-Ricky...
...remember, the field mouse is fast,
but the owI sees at night.
That's kind of creepy, ain't it?