[YTP] Into The Jingleverse
It's Turbo Time!
It's time to delve deep Into The Jingleverse!* What I got for you this holiday season is a collaborative YouTube Poop of the ̷w̷o̷r̷s̷t̷ best Christmas movie ever made: Jingle All The Way.
After nearly a month and a half of painstaking frame by frame editing, dodging Fox claims, and nearly overdosing on pure 2014 humor on several accounts, Into The Jingleverse is ready for public consumption.
Each of us had our own challenges to conquer, one of them being that our most accessible version of the entire film was the original VHS scan from Archive.org, and various specific clips all over YouTube.
The next hurdle we eventually managed to overturn was the barrage of claims from the Fox studios bots, but with our sheer force of will (and one too many greenscreen explosion effects), we threw the bots for the time being. We're unsure of how long it will last. Apologies for the Live Leak watermark in advance, for it was necessary for this video to fly under the copyright bot's radar.
This collaborative, feature length, cinematic YTP experience could not have been possible without my buds, who all had their part in putting this together. The credits are as follows:
Valeon (@valeon7303): Intro, Chapter One
Dude McAttitude: Chapter Two, Chapter Four Part One
JayWolfe (@JayW0lfe): Chapter Three, Thumbnail, Final Composition
Banjoboy555 (@DekuMemer): Chapter Four Part Two (starting around 26 : 23)
Each of us pitched in for the Outro
Here's some timestamped chapters if it tickles yer fancy:
0:00 - Intro
Featuring "Drake, Where's the Red Stone of Aja?" by EnglishNarwhal on Soundcloud.
1:54 - Chapter One
After missing Jamie's karate class, Howard makes up for his absence by promising to get his most highly requested toy for Christmas: a turbowurbowurbowurbo man doll.
12:08 - Chapter Two
With Christmas coming sooner that expected, Howard's plans for shopping come to an abrupt halt as many more people, including Myron Larabee, make one last desperate attempt to purchase a Turbo Man, the hottest guy ever.
14:43 - Chapter Three
After a deal goes south with the Santa Khans toy cartel, Howard reconvenes with Myron at a diner, just in time to hear a special announcement over the radio that would break their temporary truce.
19:55 - Chapter Four
When all else failed, Howard finds himself at wit's end. Every aspect of his livelihood tears at the seams, as he comes to the realization that he has one last shot to save Christmas.
31:50 - Outro
Learn of the fates of a select few of the characters featured in the Jingleverse.
Wow, you read this far! In that case, happy holidays!
*The Jingleverse is hereby no means related to, or in tandem with, anything regarding crypto, crypto currencies, or virtual metaverses. Any future instance of a metaverse being named, or referred to as "The Jingleverse," is purely coincidental. No legal action will be made regardless, because I don't argue with scammers and nitwits : )