If Bruce Lee was a Spruce Tree…
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Sometime in the future, we can talk to trees
Turns out in their last life some were celebrities
Now everyone wants a selfie with Elm Elvis Presley
And the spruce tree that’s Bruce Lee got a kung fu tree movie
Oh I could never cut down a tree
if it might be be a dead celebrity
Tell the loggers they’ll have to log through me
These celebs must be managed sustainably
Trees are on our talk shows, telling anecdotes
That guy that judged talent shows, now does it as an oak
And tree gossip always on the front page of the news
Like when Tree Gwenyth Paltrow gets divorced or sued
Oh I could never cut down a tree
if it might be a dead celebrity
Tell the loggers they’ll have to log through me
These celebs must be managed sustainably