Anthony Comstock's Graduation Speech!
Congratulations, class of 2024, and literally everyone in America. We are now living in a world where Anthony Comstock, a dead man from the 1800s, could get to make decisions about our bodies. Comstock's dead-on-the-inside but very much alive conservative brethren are taking up his torch to revive his puritanical values and his anti-obscenity law, the Comstock Act of 1873, that could ban abortion nationwide.