Is mayonnaise an instrument, but it's content aware scale

SpongeBob uses the Death Note

Hi Squidward in Halo

SpongeBob & Patrick Visit The Home Depot Theme Song

Patrick, that's a Lightsaber

Is mayonnaise an instrument, but it's content aware scale

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise, but it's SpongeBob text-to-speech

Patrick hates the Grubhub Ad

Lamar roasts Franklin, but it's in the style of Telltale Games

Shitpost status: Among drip in the wrong neighborhood

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

I've decided to give you a clue as to how to defeat me, Spider-Man

Patrick on a seahorse vibing to the Home Depot theme song