My response to Lance Foster responding to my video (Real American music video)
Song: Real American
Lyrics: all me
The rest: ai
Lyrics:
I got dirt on my boots and dirt on my truck,
I got dirt on my dirt and dirt in my crotch.
I'm a real American who doesn't wash his crotch.
So listen to my words Venezuelan gangs, yall are out of luck,
Lance Foster is on his way after he loads his wife's truck,
and she said "Lance, avoid the dirt. Your driving really sucks."
And Lance Foster stormed off after asking for twenty bucks
I got dirt on my gun and dirt on my shoes,
I got dirt on my dirt and watch dirt on the news.
I'm a real American who watches fake news,
I put on my clown mask to represent the 211 crew,
And make up a conspiracy because I know Trump is gonna lose,
I couldn't find the gang and my lips are missing too,
My boss called me and she said, "we no longer need you"
I cried into my megaphone that I can't afford to sue,
So instead I've made a mental note to kidnap her too
I got dirt under my nails and dirt in my liquor,
I got dirt on my dirt and dirty thoughts of my sister,*
I'm a real American who is weird with his sister.
*ai cut this part out