The New Testament in 100 words or less.
Guy met the Buddha, liked what he heard, thought about it for a while -- say 500 years, while he returned to the Mediterranean, became an Etruscan. Sneaked into the Roman empire. He didn't like what they became -- A giant killing machine. He went to the Near East thinking, "Why not pass the Buddha's teachings on in a modern form." So he tried. One dissident against Rome? Rome won. The rest is history.