World's Craziest Pencil Sharpeners
Want to know the most bizarre places to stick your pencil? Here are the World's Craziest Pencil Sharpeners.
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22. Overkill?
This is a picture of a seriously souped up sharpener.
Redneck- thats what I am talking about- 6
Six hundred horse power of good old american sharpening technology. merica!
Ws- It's actually a german made pencil sharpener, it is solar powered, and doesn't have a speed limit on zeh autobahn.
21.Frogging sweet
It looks like a taxidermist needed a pencil sharpener. I can't tell if this picture is photoshopped or not. Seems highly suspect.
FG- I love zzee frog legs, se tre bon lil froggie
20. A nose for perfection
This particular pencil sharpener is slightly nosy.
Ws- zeh pencil in this photo says”smart women get to the point.” Is that because they are nosy.
OJL-My snozz is a lot bigger than this lil guy. I could sharpen ten pencils at once.
19. An Apple a day?
Keeps your pencil sharpened, with this apple shaped sharpener. It to bad the shavings in this picture don't come out as real apple.
OJL- The kids at my school always brought me real apples. This would have been a nicer gesture. I hate apples.
Redneck- you think johnny appleseed had one of these?
18. A wee little gas lamp
This is a picture of a pencil sharpener made to look look an old fashioned gas lamp.
WS- i dont think pencil shavings and fire mix so well
French guy- it makes its one kindling
17.Squirrel sharpener
This photo features pencils of rich mahogany
Redneck- If I were this lil guy stuck in a bubble I would go nutz.
DD-I think it would be more appropriate if it was a woodchuck
Ws- I dont get this sharpener, I am stumped.
16.Get your sharpener fix
Check out the mini starbucks cups in this pic
Ws- I vant the caffeine and I need very, very sharp pencils!
15.
ALIEN SHARPENER
In this picture, the alien's mouth sharpens your pencil
Alien- we come in piece and would like to hold your pencils
Wang- that definitely came from my country
14.Horror sharpener
When you sharpen your pencil with this little monster it looks like you are stabbing her eye out.
Ws- she has da crazy eye!
Redneck- it's all fun and games till someone looses an eye.
13.Old school
Redneck- This is a vintage toilet shaped sharpener, I hope I never see a life sized one.
Ojl- it's nice to get other things accomplished when you are taking a nice bm.
12.Animal crackers
This picture has several animal shaped sharpeners. That sounds bad.
Fg- does anyone else think zees are creep?
BRONX GUY- it's like a menagerie of pencil sharpeners… almost a circus
11.Tell you the time and whistle a sharpen?
This big ben souvenir will remind you of that time you went to england and had bland food.
DD- nothing like a newspaper of fish and chips! With a little salt and vinegar!
I think this is what I will use to write home to London.
10.Argggh Matey
This lil pirate will keep your pencil sharp or he will make you walk the plank.
Fg- oh ho, this one is a survey little rubber hopper.
Ws- i bet he work at IHOP
Wang- he is aways twying to get dat booty
9.Sharkener?
This foam sharpener is very colorful. Let the most deadly predator of the sea guard your sharpener so none of your office mates can steal it.
Ws- my what large teeth you have!
Wang- ahhh he so cute with his googly eyes.
8.Mc Darpener
This picture is of sharpeners shaped like fry boxes from fast food resteraunts
Ojl- hey they don't serve fries at KFC
Ws- It's too bad it doesnt shave a little of your waistline.
7.Death sharpener
This particular sharpener was made to look like the death star
Redneck- man I was looking for my sharpener in alderaan places
Ws- i vould be worried about a bunch of teenagers blowing my sharpener up
6.Mr Roboto
This picture shows a wind up robot, that moves after you are done sharpening.
Redneck- Domo? Domo? No one?
5.Wooden portable speaker with pencil sharpener
This lil guy can attach to your phone and sharpen that pencil you never use now that your phone has a stylus
4.The wise old owl
The owls in this picture don't give a hoot, as long as your pencil is sharp
DD- jolly cheery little gents aren't they
3.Wind up tricaritops
These photos show how this wind up triceratops gets movin and cruisin after you make sure everything is pointy!
2.Sad Panda sharpener
Wang- this picture is creepy man, das one weird looking panda!
redneck-It's got the whole for smoking
1.Weirdest sharpener award !
Ws- zis looks like something you would find in germany.
Bronx- The sharpener in this picture looks like a creepy old fortune teller machine you would find in Atlantic city, in a dark alley. If I ever saw this in a dark alley I would run !