An Original: The Scrabble Song
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A song about my scrabble addiction.
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Lyrics:
Everybody has an addiction
Everybody has an infatuation
But my quirky obsession, it runs real deep
It keeps me from getting much sleep oh I
I'm addicted to scrabble
I came across scrabble years ago
An old wizard said, "let me teach you what I know"
And I said, "Okay, I'll be your pupil"
He taught me how to spell; he made me recite
He taught me words nobody knows like aiguilles and qi
And now, I'm addicted to scrabble
Chorus:
Oh, A B C D E F G
I'll bingo your ass before you can use your 'Z'
And then, I'll triple-word-score your Mama!
Think before you challenge me
'cause I'm the Doogie Howser of Scrabble prodigies
'oh, I love scrabble
My top score is 743
And my best bingo is "P-O-R-T-I-N-G"
And I've memorized every two-letter word in Sowpods
Better watch out cause I'll throw you a phony
Before you can spell abalone
Oh, I love scrabble
Chorus
You may say I'm a nerd
And to that I retort, "yes I am. So what?"
I may be a nerd but at least I'm not a
Stupid, small vocabulary, gun-slinging nut!
chorus