Scaling text deformed to a circle then pulling guitar strings and drawing a line (needs high volume)
After the line was drawn, the powers at be (namely the DaVinci and Borgias families) incrementally lengthened it to fit (with some margin of error) beneath the omnipotent coprophagia. The original blender used to hew the text was later discovered trapped in amber somewhere off the coast of the Seychelles, along with a previously unknown species of standing mixer.