E.T wouldn’t of lasted long in my friend group is all I’m saying

I went live on tik tok for 30 seconds and this happened

It’s Friday and the direct deposit hit

A mf trying to talk to me but they’re breath smells like 8:30 am

“The worst she can say is no”

Welders talking about there jobs

When I lie and tell her I don’t really like the music she listens too

Told her I couldn’t fuck with her because of Ramadan

Um ok

You ain’t got them ig captions on you rn though

Whatever drake talking bout in this story he lying

When a starving child ask me beast for food but the camera isn’t on yet

Me when I was younger thinking quick sand would be a common inconvenience

E.T wouldn’t of lasted long in my friend group is all I’m saying

POV: your uncle drops you off 1 mile away from the elementary school

Chief keef always had ashy hands

My wiener when I open incognito mode for the 7th time

Fried honey buns filled with ice cream

Guys when they say they’re done with her for the 1000th time

Post traumatic Down syndrome

Was she valid??

The McDonald’s napkins I weave through my toes before bed so I can sleep

Why does blue face look like he’s being held captive by Chrisean

The truth about women

Date night with my girl vs with my sneaky link