"Conspiracy Theory"
Give me a good
Conspiracy theory
So I don't have to
Face the truth
Tell me Elvis is alive
And Biden is dead
The EPA and FEMA are coming for your shower head
Give me a good
Conspiracy theory
So we can stick it
To the man
The election was stolen
By Jews from outer space
And Elon Musk keeps breading
To start his own damn Alien Race
Give me a wild
Conspiracy theory
From Q-Annon to PizzaGate
All the gold in Fort Knox
Has gone to Timbuktu
And DEI's the reason
That fires burn and
Planes crash too
Give me a great
conspiracy theory
To help me keep my
fears alive
Taylor and the Swifties
Ran the CIA
And the vaccine's only function
Was spreading Faccui's DNA
Just Give me a good
Conspiracy theory
That I can mansplain
To my uppity wife!
Music and Lyrics by Stephen Webber
Produced and Mixed by Stephen Webber
Vocals, Ukulele, and Bass - Stephen Webber
Featured Vocals - Zahara (Annette Phillip)
Drums - Jordan Rose
Recording Engineer - Ian Kagey
Mastering - Joshua Weiner
Digital Editing Engineer - Aubrey Turner
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