How I ended up in jail....

life.

A Porcupine? as a PET!? #dadjokesforlife #dadjokes

My friends laughed at me...

There are 25 letters in the Alphabet #dadjokes

How I ended up in jail....

Worst Train Driver ever. #dadjokes

My volunteer job. #dadjokes

I asked my wife if I could buy a small plane #dadjokes

I love the way the Earth rotates! #dadjokes

Whoever took my place in line at the grocery store! #dadjoke

The Robbery #jokes

Border Collie and a Sheep go for dinner #dadjokes

ASMR life update

Soft Spoken Scottish ASMR #asmrshorts

I met an amazing woman online !

ASMR in the Classic Car - 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis [Tour and Relaxing Drive] - *No Talking!*

The lady had no bra. #jokes #dadjokes

Similarity between Horror movies and Porn films #jokes

ASMR Calm Doon Session 4 [Personal Attention, Hand Movements, Soft-Spoken]

Scottish ASMR Cranial Nerve Roleplay #scottishasmr #cranialnerveexam

I got $150! in my birthday cards. #dadjokes #jokes

My posh mate speaks French all the time. #dadjokes #jokes

What's the Difference between a Genealogist and a Gynaecologist? #funny #jokes

I told my kids never to play with electricity #dadjokes #dadjoke