Karagosh - League Champs
This is what happens when I need to stay awake, have too much spare time,
and just overall listen to too much bad rap in a day.
Shit, I think I forgot Ezreal.
Song: Jedi Mind Tricks - I Against I
Lyrics:
My name Akari,
I snowbarr rike bitch.
I'm Alistar,
I'm the king of wall glitch.
I am Amumu
and I'm really sad.
Come play with me, please.
I don't want to be banned.
My name is Anivia
I'll put you on ice.
Can't give you that kill,
Will my egg form suffice?
My name is Annie.
D'you see my bear Tibbers?
My name is Ashe
and my Q gives you shivers.
My name is blitzcrank.
I grab you and burst.
OH GOD I'M ON FIRE
JESUS THIS HURTS
My name is Caitlyn.
and I take my time.
I'm Cassiopeia.
I have nothing that rhymes.
Good do to you, sir.
They call me Cho.
I'll feast on your body,
it's just how I roll.
My name is Corki,
I have a moustache.
AM DOCTOR MUNDO
THROW CLEAVER FROM BRUSH
My name is Evelynn,
Or invisibitch.
No stun anymore.
so now I'm kind of shit.
Your bidding master?
I am Fiddlesticks.
My name is Galio.
and I can choke on a dick.
I'm Cap'n Gangplank.
I'll shoot and crit ya.
My name is Garen.
DEMACIAAAAA
My namezsrgragaz
Woudlghbuyu
I'm Heime-
Yeah no, I think I'll skip you.
My name's Irelia,
I fight for my land!
I'm Jarvan IV.
Come and fight like a man.
Champ's name is Jax.
And I'm a big deal.
My name is Karma
Don't know why I fail.
My name is Karthus.
I only press R.
I'm Kassadin,
I, like, lowered the bar.
My name is Kat.
And my knives'll find you.
Cause they got BULLSHIT RANGE AND HIT EVERYTHING JUST FF-
I'm done. So done. Fuck that bitch. Fuck Kat.
Fuckin'.. worse than Akali.