He Cared More About Her Yoga Pants Than His D&D Game - RPG Horror Stories

Опубликовано: 07 Апрель 2026
на канале: Crispy's Tavern: Tales and Tea
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This was once again a really productive day, though I’m particularly busy this weekend with a big ol’ Halloween party on my mind. Anyway, I’m more concerned with my Minecraft modpack. Who needs to worry about a rave while I have a portal room to build. I’ll get back to that.

RPG Horror Stories is a series where I read through stories from Reddit and my own email while giving advice on how to avoid the issues that lead to such stories in the first place.

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🕒 Timestamps:

0:00 - Intro
2:52 - ARE YOU ALIVE?! (e/StoriesForCrispy)
8:10 - Toilet. Muder. (e/StoriesForCrispy)
11:07 - A Pair of Fools (e/StoriesForCrispy)
18:35 - Not the Yoga Pants (e/StoriesForCrispy)

🎨 Thumbnail Art:

Simon Pape - Confusing Aura:
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🎶 Music:

D&D/CR Lo-Fi by Autumn Orange:
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   / @autumnorange613  

🐀 Avatar Animation:

Avatar Art by Skyblob:
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Original Concept by Slab of Cheese:
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