Surselva Line | Train Simulator 2020
I'm taking a GE 4/4ii out for a jaunt down the Surselva Line which is probably in Switzerland, but might not be. I could take the time to find out whether it is in Switzerland or not, but I won't do that. If I did that, you wouldn't need to point out while making an exasperated sound that the route is in Austria. Exasperation is good for you. This is Train Simulator 2020, a train simulator FROM THE FUTURE.
The key for this route was provided to me by the likeable and charming people at Rivet Games. They threw it at me and said "It makes a video or it gets the hose again." I made a video. I did not want the hose.
As if one layer of bias isn't enough, I'm biased in all the way since I currently work in a research role for Dovetail Games. For money. They pay me money for the work I do. As a result, this review video is horribly biased. It's also not a review. THINK FOR YOURSELF. Don't let internet buffoons tell you what to buy. That's how they get you.
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(*) - Today's secret: I suspect I'll get 3 comments, minimum, complaining about the section with the whistle.