Runaway Sprint
Short parody of Runaway Train by Soul Asylum
Lyrics:
Verse
Daily Scrum in the middle of the day
No one’s there so there isn’t much to say
Impediments so I’ll just keep waiting
Scrum is hard it’s more than iterating
Sprint Goal is full of scope creep
Our Product Owner is treating us like sheep
Sprint Review put everyone to sleep
Our Retrospective is making me weep
Pre-Chorus
It seems this Sprint didn’t go that well
Frustration’s high, stakeholders yelled
This Sprint is done, tomorrow we’ll just iterate.
Chorus
Runaway Sprint with no Increment
Can’t go back the money’s been spent
Seems like we’ll never get to “done”
We need someone to help us with Scrum
Outro
Runaway Sprint no Increment
Runaway Sprint the money’s been spent
Runaway Sprint never get to “done”
Runaway Sprint please help us with Scrum
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