Why Can't I Fight It? [WoW Parody]
This parody was a request from Linda. It's a parody of "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias. The lyrics were inspired by the wireless in my apartment, and the vocals are edited to sound a little choppy, a little robot-ish, because that's what I sound like on vent when my wireless starts lagging (or so my guildies tell me.)
Lyrics:
[Letomi] One lag, one lag!
That's all it takes!
Go go go Dungeon, go go go Dungeon, go go go Dungeon, Guide is on fire
Ya'll Know what time it is, we go set it off tonight, our angry Guide is on fire, just go
Letomi! Holla at them
Tank, please excuse me 'cause I know you wanna go
But tonight my crappy internet is running slow
I want to play some WoW, get a little extra gold
I'm still running in place, it's getting really freakin' old
No oh oh, oh oh
Please don't kick me, I can do much better you know
No oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, count it down, I'm ready for the pull
[Chorus]
Why can't I fight it?
This lag is worse than before
Why can't I fight it?
Come on and give me some more
Come on and fight it!
Just aoe the whole floor
Why can't I fight it?
I, I, I fight it.
Party, Do Random, Heroics, Forever
Heals, please excuse me If I'm standing in poison
My framerate's in the singles, if I knew it I would run
Down down down
Party's cross cross cross
And it's kick, kick out
Because I dc'ed on a boss
No oh oh, oh oh
No one will let me run until my latency is low
No oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, count it down, I'm ready for the pull
[Chorus]
Why can't you fight it?
This lag is worse than before
Why can't you fight it?
Come on and give me some more
Come on and fight it!
Just aoe this whole floor
Why can't you fight it?
I, I, I fight it.
[Leto's Attempt at Rap] Shammy today, lat is 2k... this is insane, how can I play?,
I hope I'm healin' thru but I wanna play witchu Restart, re log, good
Now watch me, Try a different server, like Dalvengyr
Let's Party in the Auction House, Don't care about that faction hate, just go raiding all night long, Pick up a guild and a pug , let'em know that's it's on,
For the Horde and For the Alliance!
Party in Dalaran in defiance!
[Letomi] I see you watching me, you see me watchin' you,
You're checking out my gear and making sure my spec is good
Don't stop baby,
Don't stop baby
C'mon, aren't we having fun?
I won't stop baby,
won't stop baby
Until this dungeon is done
Party, Do Random, Heroics, Forever
Why can't you fight it?
This lag is worse than before
Why can't you fight it?
Come on and give me some more
Come on and fight it!
Just aoe this whole floor
Why can't you fight it?
I, I, I fight it.
Why can't you fight it?
This lag is worse than before
Why can't you fight it?
Come on and give me some more
Come on and fight it!
Just aoe this whole floor
Why can't you fight it?
I, I, I fight it.
Party, (oh yes I like it) Do Random, Heroics, Forever!
Party, (oh yes I like it) Do Random, Heroics, Forever