BlackRaven600 - GTA San Andreas Speedrun Rap
Lyrics
Speedrunnin' San Andreas, man this is crazy, hours of playtime, play fine and maybe one day you'll even enter speedrun heaven, but first, you gotta beat Omega's 5:07.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, let's do this. GTA San Andreas Speedrun Rap by BlackRaven600, a.k.a. MHBlacky, hardcore gangster shit Kappa.
You start in Los Santos, Rollin' Heights. The first thing you see is a stolen bike. Anyway, you'll get a new one in Big Smoke, but don't drop it like O.G. Loc did the soap.
One of ten cars is a Clover, man. Then you get Glen Park and Doberman.
Burn a crack-den down? Well, never say no. Then rescue Denise, but she better don't know.
Wrong Side of the Tracks with the Vagos cats. To get on the train, there are different strats.
And, man, you get screwed if only one of them remains, 'cause all you had to do was follow the damn train.
Approach the end of L.S. quite fast, 'cause no one can beat real Grove Street G's.
In the last mission, you get some guys to blast, but first, you gotta reunite the families.
Just if you like take a shotgun that's, some seconds faster than spray-can strats. "C.J., that chopper's all over us!" No! 'Cause the grenade just does what it does.
Smoke and Ryder come to pick you up, then [race the cups in a downtown club].
Shoot your own car like a crazy rebel, just to get your A.K. skill on Hitman level.
Don't want to talk about my Badland[s steak], just one thing Catalina is.
"A cheap fuck, a whore I don't even pay" She said it first, so deal with it.
On my way to Fierro with tons of mary, driving the mothership is quite scary.
Don't wonder if the engine starts to boil, 'cause all it runs on is cooking oil.
You scratch your car? That's no big deal, just in 555, it means GG.
[olive part bug] gets ran over by random traffic. "Mission Failed" Why? Because the game says it.
And if that's not enough, there is Photo Opportunity, the only mission which is hated by the whole community 'cause the Savanna is the best car in the game when it comes to flippin' and bein' a pain.
Ice-Cold Killer, from eight to six, hit the car six times to get it smokin', and make sure that you don't miss. Then you set it in flames, and get it blowing.
Toreno's house out in the desert, serious type with suit and dress-shirt.
You can flip the Monster, be aware, and if you think you're done, troll fence is there.
L.V. is the next part of the run, and rocket rampage sure is fun.
And Maverick flying? Well, actually not. It's much more boring than I first thought.
And Freefall? Please, don't even start, whoever designed this wasn't smart.
The Dodo is the plane that you have to choose just to get to a shooting you can't even lose.
Green Goo, Black Project, and High Noon, guess you'll be back in Los Santos soon.
First, get a minigun and then repeat it so that chat can say "Oooh, that's cheating!" But what they all don't know is that the fucking minigun is basically the only weapon in the entire game you couldn't even cheat if you wanted to! But okay, fine fine, fuck it. I said it, let's go on with R.T.L.S.
Vertical Bird and Home Coming you check all the turfs and regain them.
If you got nineteen, you are good to go Los Desperados then kill Big Smoke.
And Tenpenny, and a bazillion rifle gang-members and police and basically everybody who's standing on the wrong side of the minigun as long as you still have ammo.
But yeah, well, *chuckles*, I guess R.T.L.S. was pretty short right now, but what will I do?
I guess that was enough hardcore gangster shit for today Kappa *heh*.
Just one last thing I want to say; the flames make it faster, the nitrous is just for the visual effect.
Chapters
0:00 - Introduction
0:24 - Los Santos
1:24 - Badlands
1:43 - San Fierro
2:13 - Desert
2:23 - Las Venturas
2:48 - Minigun HYPE
3:03 - Return to Los Santos
3:33 - Outroduction