We all know from watching Matt's last confessional ( • MySpace Freak ) that Matt has pure love for myspace. He's fucking addicted. What you'll learn after this video is a) Matt has a very, very weird relationship with his cat, b) if you thought that I (Kellsworthington) had a strange relationship with my cat (a la Episode 8.1) then you, my friend, are sadly mistaken, and c) don't shake his hands unless you visibly see him wash his hands.
Watch him talk about things with his cat that grossed ME out, and I wanna rub my balls on a dolphin (they're so smooth. Peanut butter Jelly and cat masterbation LOLcats
Filmed by Juan Vasquez for GMTV