Loading... Connection problems... Walk to suit... Get in suit... Loading... Join bugged mission, leave mission. Loading results screen... Absolutely nothing gained... Loading Tarsis... Get in suit... Loading... Basic Agent mission... The only one doing non-combat objectives? That's you. Loading... Dialogue, lots of dialogue I don't care about in quickplay making the mission take longer... Loading results... Congratulations, you got a Masterwork! Oh... It's hot garbage? That's too bad. The rest of your loot? Also all hot garbage. Loading back into Tarsis... GET IN SUIT... LOADING...
Not pictured: loot with dead stats. What is a dead stat? Say you get a stat with a gear wheel next to it (which means it only affects that weapon), increases elemental damage by oh I don't know, 200%, which is a real and possible amount. Now, that gun doesn't do elemental damage at all. It's a stat that literally wastes a space, it does literally nothing. LITERALLY NOTHING!