JesseAndMike - FIREWORKS BLOW OFF FINGER! Scene
Video by @JesseAndMike.
Script:
Jesse: Looks like we're gonna have to shoot these fireworks off inside tonight.
Mike: You think we should really light these fireworks in the house?
Jesse: I'm not gonna let a little bit of snow. Keep us from celebrating New Year's.
[Jesse and Mike are wearing 2017 glasses and Happy New Year 2017 necklaces for the New Year.]
Mike: Well, okay. I'll hold the firework.
Jesse: And I'll light it.
[Jesse lights Mike's firework.]
Mike: Should I be holding this right now?
Jesse: You should probably drop it on the ground now.
Mike: If I drop it, it's gonna catch the house on fire.
Jesse: It's gonna blow your hand off if you don't drop it. Drop it!
Mike: I can't!
[Jesse and Mike are screaming. Fireworks explode inside the house. It blew Mike's finger off. Mike screams.]
Jesse: Where'd your finger land?
Mike: You're standing on it!
Jesse: What? [Jesse takes his foot off the finger] I'm gonna be sick.
Mike: Pick it up so they can sew it back on!
[Jesse picks up Mike's finger.]
Jesse: Oh, god, this is disgusting!
Mike: Don't just stand there, go get help!
[Jesse goes to the window]
Jesse: I can't! We're snowed in. We can't leave, and nobody can get here to help us!
Mike: No, no, no, no! I'm not getting any signal!
Jesse: We're gonna starve to death in here!
Mike: We've got plenty of food.
Jesse: I already ate it all.
[The refrigerator is empty]
Mike: I'm losing too much blood. [Jesse is sitting at the dining table] What are you doing?
Jesse: I'm hungry, okay. And I got some dipping sauce.
[Jesse dips Mike's finger with sauce. Jesse eats Mike's finger.]
Jesse: Kinda tastes like chicken fingers, without the chicken, though.
Mike: What is wrong with you?
Jesse: Hey, Mike. Know where I can get any more of these tasty treats?
[Mike looks at his fingers and runs away. Jesse blows his noisemaker.]