Candy Cane by Angel Delight
Recorded in 2010 and originally released on private press compilation 'No Silent Night : The Second Coming'. Music by JG Thirlwell, vocals by Maya Hardinge
Your Xmas is a farce, boy, what you like
To cover up the scars of last night’s fight
Break all my presents, tear down the tree
You gave her the same gifts you gave me
Hit me with your candy cane
Hit me with your candy cane
C’mon
Lump in your stocking - that ain’t coal
You cook it in the oven cos you’re on the dole
I saw you with a Sharon under the mistletoe
I’m wrapping up your gift with a sick pink bow
44 Magnum, your name etched in the barrel
Sing it, sing it like a Christmas carol
Sing it like a Christmas carol
Hit me with your candy cane
Hit me with your c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c
Hit me with your candy cane
Hit me with your c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c
Sick pink bow
One thing in common with the seasons cheer
Old man Santa comes once a year
You can keep your presents you can keep your ho’s
Cos I’m making time with Santa Claus
C’mon
Hit me with your candy cane
C’mon
Hit me with your candy cane
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells he whispers in my ear
Pulling at his beard and I’m trampled by his deer
Santa Claus Santa Claus please come near
Please Please Please come near
Hit me with your candy
With your candy
Hit me with your candy cane
Hit me with your candy
With your candy
Hit me with your candy c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c
Hit me with your candy
With your candy
Hit me with your candy cane
Hit me with your candy
With your candy
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