Larry Hard is a cop with a raging hard-on for justice. If you try to 'make love' with this perverted moral crusader then you're in for a shock. Riffing on police procedural film and TV tropes, Cop Hard likes to take the joke that little bit too far and that's why I love it. Special kudos goes to Mark 'The Muscle' Winter for channeling the mania of Daniel Day Lewis in such a way that it'll never win him an Oscar. There will be blood in the following clip.